"Murry Christmas Y'all, from the redneck family"

Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark? 
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now. 

Jason's friends from school hosted a "redneck" themed Christmas party.  Everyone really got into this. It was fun and much easier than finding a fancy dress for the party!  Jason scored this awesome hat at Target and you'll be seeing it for years to come.  Next year's Halloween costume, Cousin Eddie.  We just have to get him a coregated pipe and have him talk about how the s#*%er is full!

The hosts really went all out, they bought stuffed animal heads and pretend rifles for hanging on the walls.  Jason was in charge of the frying.  We all know how good and creative he is at that.  This year they fried turkey, chicken, oreos and pickles.  Oh and an onion.  Along with that we had ez cheese and crackers and some not so innocent gummi bears.  Even the beverages were rednecked and Jason had an awesome coozi from a wedding we did not attend that said "to have and to hold...and to keep your beer cold!"  It was camo colored too.  Classy!  

The costumes were pretty inventive and all pretty trashy but I was the only one there that took the pregnancy plunge.  I guess since I have been there before, it suited me.  I claimed to everyone that "this one's a gurl!"  Maybe I'll be right one day!